MY auto-biographical essay/ peice of writing

Birth:My name is Omar Haniffa. I was born in Kuwait 1993. This is my 'story.'

I was supposed to be born in January 1994, however I was born one day earlier (December 31st 1993) due to a unfortunate event.
I had twisted the umbelical cord around my neck and was strangling myself in my mother's womb. The doctors had to cut open my mother's stomach and take me out.

Early Years: During my early years of life I did some pretty silly things. To give an example: Once I covered myself in talcum powder and ascended to the top of my dad's desk.
Also when my sister was born, (just before I turned two) I was sitting with my father watching wrestling on television. I was fasinated by the moves the wrestlers performed so during the break I went to perform the 'belly flop' on my sister. I climbed up, to the top of my sister's cot and I was about to jump when fortunately my father stopped me.

Primary School: I started my primary school at Rosewood Downs and then during grade one I shifted to Glen Waverley however by the start of grade four I was back to Rosewood Downs.
During my primary school time I made lots of friends and I have stayed in contact with most of them via E-mail. Also in Rosewood Downs I was elected house captain alongside with my cousin (who was in the same house as me) and my best friend (in a different house). By being house captain we had the privelage of doing office-duty. It was a very good experience working in the office, taking phone calls and helping younger kids.

1st year at Secondary: Changing from primary to secondary was a huge change for me, when I was changing I had a choice of schools: Wellington, Haileybury and Minaret. I chose Minaret because it was a school for muslims, but that meant I had to leave my best friend who headed off to Haileybury and my cousin who goes to Wellington.
Year Seven was a good year for me. I made four good friends: Javid.M, Hamid, Razzak and Samad. My favourite class was Mathematics because we had the best teacher Mrs. Mehar.

My life now is realy great. This year I plan to sit for the exam to get into Melbourne High so I can beat my brother's score of 98.9 in VCE. After that I want to get a job as an author and a zoo-ologist/enviromentalist/bio-ologist.